So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Compton

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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