how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

... Chan chan

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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