- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A baby seal walks into a club.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Girls soccer

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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