- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

i like men but im not gay

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

roy g biv

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What do you call a bear. Rob.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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