- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

The dewey decimal system

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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