- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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