Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

My mom

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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