- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman wears a dress.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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