- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A fish swims up your penis...

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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