- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

im gay

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Today is March 22.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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