- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sex vagina. lol.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

angelo snyder is not ga

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

whats a joke

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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