- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Republicans

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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