i like it in the mouth

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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