- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Yo mama's fat.

What happen? Idk...

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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