- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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