whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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darude- sandstorm

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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