- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Death by kayak

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Knock Know! Come in!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

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