- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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