Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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whats 2+2? math.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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