Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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