A French man gets into a fight

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

The NBA and womens sports

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Michel Moor on a die...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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