In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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I <3 Hitler

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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how did the man die he didnt

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Anti Joke

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