- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

whats black and strange a paki

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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