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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough