- Anti Joke

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.