What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Religion.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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