How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

yolo your orange looks orange

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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