- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

womens rights

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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