What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

knock knock!? . . No.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...