if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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