Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Racial equality.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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