- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

i like it in the mouth

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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