Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Jellybeans

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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