- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

outside your comfort zone

So a seal walks into a club.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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