What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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