What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Anti Joke

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