- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Your mums a potato

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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