What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Vote this up

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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