- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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