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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Justin Bieber.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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