What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Church.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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