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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

why are balck people black because they are

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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