- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Death by kayak

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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