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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

yolo your orange looks orange

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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