- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Ain't idn't a word.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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