- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

baloney sandwich

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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