your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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- Helen Keller

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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