- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

whats 7+4? 74

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

diarrhea.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

No!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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