Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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