- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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