- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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