- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What did Washington say to California? WC

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Barbara Streisand

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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