why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Do you play piano? No

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Anti Joke

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