- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Justin beiber's penis

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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