What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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