Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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