What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Barack Obama plays basketball

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

25

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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