why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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