- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

roy g biv

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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