Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Good job, son.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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