Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Compton

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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