i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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