What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

feminists.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A gay man watches football.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Women's Rights

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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