- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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