What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Women can vote? wtf

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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My mom

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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