Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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go F*** yourself

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Anti Joke

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