- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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