- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.