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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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