- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What comes after 23? 24.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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