What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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