In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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