- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Woman's Rights

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

If you were a cactus, why?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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