What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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No soup for you!

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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