Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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go F*** yourself

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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