- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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