I'm gay.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Your moms so old. She might die soon

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

ask me if im a door yes

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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