Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Me

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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