- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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