Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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