Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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ur gey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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I love you

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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haha

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

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