- Anti Joke

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Women's rights

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth