- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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