Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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