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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did? Yes

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

a. why? b. because

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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