A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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whats a joke

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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go F*** yourself

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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