- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What's white and black? Color blind.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

what did the farmer do? plant

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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