- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

your face

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Sex education in Texas.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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