A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Religionh

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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