I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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