Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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