Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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