- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Skrillex.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

the holocaust

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