Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Anti Joke

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