- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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