how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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